Osammy Kablammy!


Today Osama Bin Laden took a headshot. The compound he was staying in, supposedly had 18 foot tall walls with barbed wire on top. Not a good hiding spot dude. Osama might as well have put up a sign that said, "Osama's Hideout" with a helicopter landing pad on the rooftop. I think an exact replica of the Neverland Ranch would've been less conspicuous.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes

Here are some Osama jokes:

I think they found Osama Bin Laden because he last synced his iPhone on a computer at the Kakul public library.

Seal Team 6: Knock knock!
Osama Bin Laden: Who's there?
Seal Team 6: BOOM! Headshot.

Come mister Taliban, tally me bandana.

Osama Talibanished.

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Osama's last words: "Allah Ack..bleh..."

Osama's hideout was called "The Urban Turban"

Osama Bin Laden called 911 and 10 years later the United States military answered his call.

Osama's new screen name: "Chicken of the Sea" or "Trauma Bin Laden"

Q: What did they keep Osama's body in while they transported it to the ocean?
A: An Osama bin.

Mohammed should've gone to the mountain.

Osama Bin Laden thought ahead and already had the bandage on when he took the headshot.

At the time of his death, Osama Bin Laden was filming his new reality show called "The Everyday Jihadist" which features a DIY segment called "How to Add Flair to Your Vest"

Ding!

Charlie Sheen quotes:

"You can't just slap a bowling shirt on any jackass and make millions. It takes a special kind of jackass to pull that one off."

"I too, am still here."

The weather man says that we may be getting a lot of snow on Sunday night or none at all.
"I'm Dreaming of a White Presidents' Day...
...Just Like the Ones I Used to Know..."